Joe, the One Man Show

Sep 29

jennapatd:

calligraphicwaves:

If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.

IMPORTANT

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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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(Source: porrimsspookycondomstash, via chronicallyvegan)

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(Source: 750c, via thefuuuucomics)

Sep 28

(Source: pokemonmasterkimba, via goblinparty)

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smoke-buds:

cultmasterflash:

Someone actually made a useable model of Marty’s Coffee Mug Bong from Cabin In The Woods, and I need it in my life. 

NEEEEEDDD

smoke-buds:

cultmasterflash:

Someone actually made a useable model of Marty’s Coffee Mug Bong from Cabin In The Woods, and I need it in my life. 

NEEEEEDDD

(via lonelyh3art5club)

princeowl:

the worst thing you can say to someone is ‘you’re too sensitive’ because that’s basically saying ‘you feel things more deeply and fully than I do and this inconveniences me because now I have to be more mindful of my own actions’ 

you’re not too sensitive, the world is just callous and stubborn. sensitivity doesn’t make you weak and callousness doesn’t make you strong. 

(via quoilecanard)

Sep 27

zoey-chu:

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is alex hirsch even real

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I used to think veganism was all a big joke.

But I really and honestly looked in to it and

At a restaurant