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My life lately.
A drunk man came up to Leslie and I at the bar and hugged us like five times and told us how cute we were
Ahhhh! I just got to roll a big ass joint for my dad. I got to tell him about the new concentrates and he smoked my hash pen. I really think enjoying weed is a family thing.
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“In 1921, early suffragettes often donned a bathing suit and ate pizza in large groups to annoy men…it was a custom at the time”
(via Cult of Aphrodite Vintaga)
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
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I dream about being this lucky soul one day.
Pillow pet. Pillow pug.