Joe, the One Man Show

May 23

Life is too short to eat shitty food.

The mouth is the perfect sex organ.

It’s dick shaped which is cool for dicks, and it has a tongue inside it which is cool for vaginas.

Zoolander VHS

May 21

Traffic traffic

#thuglife

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.

frosty-butt:

thatisludicrous:

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

Everyone who follows me and doesn’t know this trick yet, jUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY YOUR LIVES WILL CHANGE FOREVER I SWEAR

Are you all kidding I’ve been always reblogging like this

(Source: dont-blink-korra, via thatveganguy)

Today’s thrifting haul.

Surely surely I’m up too early. #vegan

[video]

seedatart:

You don’t have enough badges to hit me!

(via fuckyeahfirstgenpokemon)