Life is too short to eat shitty food.
It’s dick shaped which is cool for dicks, and it has a tongue inside it which is cool for vaginas.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
Everyone who follows me and doesn’t know this trick yet, jUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY YOUR LIVES WILL CHANGE FOREVER I SWEAR
Are you all kidding I’ve been always reblogging like this